Thursday, October 1, 2009

Jax Beach Trip- Photo Tour- Part 2


O.K., so where were we...

Right.  The Photo Tour.  Well let's rock shall we.


Met up with Trevor "The Private" Gibson.

 I ain't calling you Father, dude- ever.  Although it would make sense for a couple of your kids to call me Papa....Oh!
Trust me guys, he deserves it.

Here we shake and make our peace and set our boundaries for future pranks

Link:  Just don't ever involve your stunts with the Gator game again, cool?

Trevor:  Yeah, cool Buck.

He laughs and I know that it's bullshit.  In the Circle and when it comes to pulling practical jokes- nothing's sacred!

My brother Coop and I shaking on a bet about quitting smoking.  See my letter to Marlboro and Phillip Morris Company entitled You Sneaky Motherfuckers-  Coming Soon.

Leo, Trevor's son, looking at me.

Leo: What do you want now, Papa?

Lincoln:  Nuthin' kid, just taking a pic- and don't call me Papa, your Dad doesn't know yet. (oh it's so on!)


At some point in time I was downtown and snapped a shot of Tebow Turtle here. 

Interesting Fact from the Lincoln Almanac:  Tebow Turtle here used to sport the #15, Tim Tebows actuall number.  But then his lawyers and handlers came along and ordered a cease and decist to the City of Jacksonville.  Bastards!  Oh well, guess you can't blame them for not wanting to jeoparadize
Superman's NFL Draft eligibilty status.  Understandable.  But I bet that at least ole Tebow Turtle here gets laid from time to time.  Still love ya Timmy.  Even after you got JACKED UP last week!  Whoah!


Trevor and his dog Tebow- No kidding.  Talk about a true Florida Cracker!  Go Gators!


Hit up my buddy Fish at Peppe's pizza in St. Augustine.  Thanks for the free Pie buddy.   If anyone is ever in the area of St. A (Rt. 16) I highly recommend it.  Your first two glasses of water are on me.  Tell em' Lincoln sent you!


Speaking of Pizzaria's... This is a great story.

During my trip I decided to call up Fontano's Pizzeria on Penman road and order a sandwich.  I call from my cell, not really paying attention.  Then the line picks up and I hear...

Voice:  Papa Johns.  Hello Price Transportation- You cheap bastard.

Lincoln:  Huh? Uh... excuse me... is this Fontanos?

Voice:  Yeah, this is Fontano's.  Is this Bruce, how you been ya cheap son of a bitch?

Apparently Allen, the new owner saw my dad's company name on his called ID (I have his old business phone).  Now unbeknownst to me he and my father have been friends for some years and always enjoy throwing insults back at one another.  Once I realized this I cracked up, especially when Allen told me that now that I work for Price Transportation- I'm going to need a can of WD40 (look at the Photo again and notice the can of WD40 in the background) in order to grease up his wallet and shake a couple of Pennies out of him.  Love it.  Can't recommend this place enough.  Again, tell em' Lincoln and Bruce sent ya and see what happens- guarantee a chuckle.

Here I'm at My Stlist- Super Duper Fantastic- with Kelly.  Thanks Girl.  Cuts By Kelly rocks!

The About to be soon Jim Lynch Productions Studios.


Check This Out!
I promise you won't regret it.  It's right next to the building were the Eggs and Bakey Wakey Wakey was- before the owners torched the place for the insurance money.  I believe it's 4th Ave South, Jax Beach.  Also, feel free to check out Jim's Art Work at http://www.jameslynch.info/

He's not only a very good friend and without a doubt the best artist I have ever seen, he's also My Dad on the Silver Screen-  Some of you might recognize him from Mustard Gas and Catnip where he played the father.  Thanks Jim.  Check out his new studio if you get a chance, I promise you'll love it.




The New Studio-  Before Photo

Another Before Photo-   New After Photos coming on my return trip to Jax Beach on Oct. 29th.

Okay, so from there I guess I ended up at the Landshark again.  Big Surprise, huh?



Lee Grisham, Allison, and Terry in background. You guys rock!  And way to be such a good and understanding sport Lee- I swear it's the first and last time I EVER throw a beer at you again.  Thanks for not killing me, buddy.  Good things. Good things.

Okee Doke, that's it for now.  I'm about to get off work here in Puerto Rico and go spear fishing for lobster.  It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it.  And I'm lovin' it!

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