Go Gators! And It's A Free Tab at the El San Juan...

Go Gators. Go Gators. Go Gators.    

Man, I just love em'.  And they never disappoint.

My old man made the dumb mistake of betting me against them.  Of course I gave him a fair spread.

How's 58 points sound, Pop?

58 points?  Are you nuts!  Yeah, I'll take that bet.

Well, what are we talking here?  For 58 points it's got to be something juicy.

He looks at me and thinks for a moment.

How's a free tab at the El San Juan sound.

Oh, you're on, Pop!

Sucka!

The El San Juan is a famous hotel around here.  Trust me, it's plush.  And from what I hear the local female talent there is unbelievable.  So I take the bet and sit downstairs in the office sipping on a Medalla and listening to the game on my computer. 

Yes, it's Puerto Rico, but it's really just another U.S. state- so we've got everything the states has- Satellite T.V., Sports Bars, and even Irish Pubs.  The only thing we don't have is the same thing you don't have- coverage of a game where the mighty Florida Gators plays a team like Charleston Souther University.

Now I know a team like CSU is just one step above a Junior College but everyone has a team like that on their schedule and it's good to stretch your legs before you jump into the real war- SEC football, baby!

And 58 points is 58 points.

Well, long story short;  Gators 62 CSU 3.

Thanks boys.  You never disappoint.

And Tebow, maybe it's time you go out and get yourself laid.  You've earned it, buddy.

So it's to the El San Juan I go.  I gotta feeling it's gonna be nice.

Whoah!