You know how I know you're gay? It's on Rhino!

Just got off the phone with Rhino.

Damn, it's so good to hear from Circle.  Even though it can be a vicious, cruel, ball busting Circle sometimes, I love it.

Speaking of all those things, well the motherfucker finally did it.  I warned him, yet he did it anyway.

A while back being the JACKASS that I am, I got a little lit and fucked around at that shithole his parent's call a mansion.  Yeah, well let's just say the bastard took advantage of me. And posing for that Ansel Adams wannabe seemed like a funny idea at the time. 

And then of course, I eventually came to.  And with that, the usuall thought followed.

Oh shit, what the fuck did I do.

I remembered the pretty boy taking some photos as I innocently laughed and poked fun of myself like I'm never fearless to do-  it wasn't till months later that I saw the photos and realized something.

The fucker's got dirt on me now.  Innocent or not innocent, no importa.

AND THEN, the kid sent me an email attaching these photos and saying It's cool, just sent it out to a couple of people.

Fuck!

I can hear it already. 

You know how I know you're gay?  (Knocked Up.  Rudd & Rogen.  Apatow.  Apatow.)

Like I said it's can be a cruel and vicious Circle sometimes, but damn it sure is fun, ain't it.

So I figure the best defense is a good offense.  So let's get it over with.  Here it is.

JACKASS!

Fuck, I'm here and you're there, and yet I hope we're all laughing together.

Apparently nobody reads this fucking thing anyway, not a comment or nothing, so what do I got to lose.

Just remember, where there's dirt there's fire, and I always got a little fire stored in my back pocket as well.   We've all got the love, and more importantly we've all got a little something stored away for one another just for moments like these.

We've done a lot of miles together.

With every action there is a reaction.

So yeah Rhino, this one's for you.

I hope someone got a chuckle out of this.  Just remember...

I'm all butch baby!

or

I got a big cock baby!

The boys know.

 (Fuck, I posted this a couple of days ago and did't realize how I just once again screwed myself.  I meant to infer that my close friends know some of my sayings, But The boys know after I got a big cock baby? Once again - Jackass!)

And Rhino I know what you're thinking...

Well, I love you too buddy and right back atcha!

So when it comes to dirt and memories, we're all JACKASSES!

Rhino, I love you dude,

Just remember, when you got the dirt, I got the fire.

And when it all comes down to it, there's nothing, and I mean nothing, better than the last word.

Oh yeah, it's on!

God Damn I miss you guys.

Whoah!
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