Saturday, October 24, 2009

Cats and Clouds...

After a tough day and even tougher night I woke up on the beach to a beautiful sunrise and looked up to see one of the strangest and most beautiful clouds I have ever seen.




My eyes focused through the hazy remnants of dreams and sandy eyes.  What was this cloud?  It was like nothing I had ever seen before.  It was... could it be... a sign.

I rubbed my eyes and brushed the sand from my hair and face.  Somewhere through the night I remember the sound of Thunder.  Only it was more than just Thunder, it was so much more powerful- a hollow boom that was followed by a shockwave of wind and heat.

Was it a bomb?  Have the terrorists started bombing Puerto Rico?  I know it's a U.S. territory but come on, P.R. is filled with passionate Puerto Ricans, not the dreaded infidels that are such golden targets.

What the hell was that?  Later, after I brushed  myself off and hit the store for a cup of Joe on my bike, I see the newspaper Nueva Dia and see the picture of the cloud.

A giant explosion of a jet fuel plant.  I mean GIANT.  It's still burning and the cloud casts a huge black and white shadow in the shape of an atom bomb mushroom cloud. 

Not a sign after all, but pretty cool if you ask me.

After a cup of Joe I try to shake off the previous day and night before.  Later my buddy Art gives me a call.



ART:  I'm riding my bike down to Old San Juan, it's about a forty five minute bike ride.  I'm going to El Morro.  I volunteer at a Cat Rescue Center there and need to ride around in a golf cart and feed the kitties around the Fort.  Wanna go?

Sure, why not?  After Yesterday I'm up for anything positive.

So twenty minutes later we're cruising through the backstreets of San Juan beaches.  What an awesome ride- but what a ride.  It's a work out in itself but I'm luvin' it.  Through busy streeets, office centers, bridges, fancy hotels, and crowds of various people we eventually get to Old San Juan. 


First we stop off at a Park, just by the cliffs and listen to some local musicians jam out on their drums and other instruments.  We listen to the music and check out the nice waves breaking out in the ocean below us.














After that we pedal on, reaching the narrow cobblestone streets of Old San Juan. 

Old San Juan, just one of the coolest places in the world.  For those of you that have been to St. Augustine, Florida or the Motherland of Spain then you can relate to the style of the place.  It was built by the same line of architects after all.


After a while we reach El Morro, one of the sister Forts and check out the fire burning in the backgrounds.  It feels kind of serene yet spooky.  Like some Sci- Fi, Armageddon type of day.  You know, the usuall.




Art takes me down the hill to the Cat Rescue Center and shows me inside.  Inside are a few cats in cages (he explains to me those are the ones that are sick and are being treated) and about twenty other kitties meowing and just chillin around the floor and outside steeps.  Through a Kitty Door they can come and go as they please.  Outside a couple of cats are sitting on the roof of the Golf Cart.  A pretty cool scene.

Art shows me how he fills their water and food.

Nice, I say.

ART: Oh this is nuthin, brother.  Wait till we get in the cart and go see the real colonies. That's the real deal.

So we fill up about twenty large bottles of water and he grabs a bucket of Kitty food.  Art has already stopped by the store and grabbed a full grocery bag of Wet Cat food- the real treat, he tells me.


Next we're off in the cart, cruising through the little narrow streets of Old San Juan.  What a way to travel.  Due to the fire and other things the cops have closed down a few of the narrow, popular streets.

No worries, Art shoots them a smile and they wave us on through.  I guess he's well known around here- or at least the cart is. 

Before we know it we're zippin down the path that runs just along the giant cliffs of the fort-  El Morro.  What an awesome sight.  The Ocean and the Cloud of Fire to the left of us and the giant spiring cliffs of El Morro to the right.  Fun, fun, fun.



We don't even roll about twenty yards and then I see them.

Holy Cow.  Or should I say Holy Cats. 

Cats are suddenly appearing out of nowhere- from the rocks to the left, from bushes to the right, jumping down from the cliffs, all of them realizing the sound of the golf cart and what it represents.



Now that's a lot of pussy.






LINK:  Oh man, Art, this is nuts.  Look at them all!

ART:  Ah, this is nothing.  This is just the first feeding station and colony.  We've got ten more feeding stations to go.  Wait till you see some of the bigger colonies up ahead.




Bigger colonies?  What the hell.  Cats were meowing and still coming out of the woodwork in droves.  Art smiles, parks the cart, and immediately goes to scattering cat food all along the rocks- anywhere he sees a cat.

ART:  See how all there ears are clipped.  That means they've been taken to the vet, neutered and given all the proper shots and treatment.  It's really a good thing the San Juan Cat Rescue group does.


A good thing indeed.  Around me dozens of cats are meowing and chowing down.  I look at the U shaped clips in each of their ears.


Art asks me to pour some water at the station on the right.  I jump up through a path in the bushes and find the station.  I fill up their water trough and smile.  Man this is so cool.

And this is how we rolled for the rest of the afternoon.

The day before was a bit of a nightmare.  And now I was here, standing in one of the most beautiful places in the world, riding around in a golf cart, and feeding and watering about a thousand purring kitties.

Life, it's just nuts, ain't it.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I'm Back In Action, Baby!



Yup, I'm back in action baby!




A couple days ago I wrote in the last post about how bummed out I was over breaking my new water camera.  The real sting of it was that it's been bounced around reefs (usually with me on top of it), juggled through waves, and tossed through all kinds of whitewater- but it took me doing a simple, somewhat boring  photo shoot for PTS company business to break it (it was in my pocket and someone accidentally tapped it lightly with a door and the LCD screen schattered in 3 pieces).


Man, I was heartbroken.  Thus, the previous post.



Then after dealing with the reality for a day, and the way life so often works- the good news came:

 A. I actually had a warrantee on the thing and could get a new one sent to me.  B. The camera still worked, I just had to take a photo of the cracked screen, guess what I was taking because the viewer screen doesn't work, and use a little superglue.

Oh, the SuperGlue.

I know a lot of you were laughing at me when I texted you and posted the facebook question of:

Just out of curiosity, anyone know how to get ur fingers unstuck when u accidentally SuperGlue them together. This sucks.  Help!

Ah, what can I say.  I've only used SuperGlue a couple of times in my life and never realized how quick the stuff dries. 

A classic Lincoln moment as I'm sure you all know.

Anyway, SuperGlued the cracks in the LCD camera to insure it stayed waterproof and was content with the fact that I would just have to guess what I was shooting.  Love it.

Also way stoked on the fact that my friends Tanya and Art invited me to join their Wednesday Women's Humpday PaddleBoarding morning session.

And there I was.

Who me?  You want me to join you with a dozen or so other beautiful girls for a fun morning of surfing, paddleboarding, and shooting it with my now Ghetto SuperGlued camera.  Sure, why not.  Love too.

And I did.


Oh I so did.

Arrived at 6:30 in the morning at their Condo on the beach, Park Blvd, and wasted no time in hopping in the kayak and joining the group.  The Park Blvd. Condo complex is a watermen's/waterwomen's paradise to begin with.  And you add the slew of beautiful people and the fact that they have a ton of paddleboards, kiteboards, kayaks, surfboards, foilboards, Ocean dingeys, the works, well... you know... It's a Party!  It's a Party!

Oh what a blast.  Please feel free to check out their website at http://www.puertoricopaddle.com/


Ocean Park Condo, Ocean P.O.V.

So we're out there having a blast.   When we reach the break, about a half mile to mile paddle out but all fun, I waste no time in anchoring the kayak to the bottom and jumping in the water with my fins, camera, mask, and beautiful women surrounding me.

And then the real fun begins.

Everyone was experienced at all different levels.   Some ripped and some were just happy to be out there laughing and paddling with the gang. 

One thing about PaddleBoarding, almost anyone can do it.  It's like standing on a giant long surfboard and moving through the water via... well, you guessed it, with a paddle.

If you can stand, you can Paddle.  And if you can't, then you can do it like my dumbass and on your knees.



Just kidding.  I stand on the thing and rip, except when I'm falling off every ten or fifteen seconds.  But that's just me.

Anyone can do it and it's a blast.

At one point in time I looked over and saw that my achored Kayak seemed to be a good distance away than I remembered it.  

LINK:  Uh, Art, might want to keep an eye out on that puppy.  I could of swore it was anchored pretty good, but uh...

ART:  No, it's drifting.  No worries bro.  I'm on it.



Art paddles over to the Yak and safes the day as usuall, anchoring it firmly to the reef on the inside.

Loving it.

And hope you are too.


And I'm here and you're there.

And yet we're still just a laugh away.

And this is all here whenever you feel like a little getaway.

And I'll always be coming round your way soon.

Miss u guys.

Sunny Skies, baby.  Sunny Skies.